I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
|My Psychology Professor:||People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.|
why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
IM NEVER EVER GONNA GET OVER THIS.
I love his reaction
MUCH GENTLEMAN, LOOK AT HOW HE JUST ACCEPTS IT AND LAUGHS. HE ISN’T GROSSED OUT, HE REALIZES THAT IT’S COMPLETELY NORMAL, LIKE WOWOW FOUR FOR YOU JOSH, FOUR FOR YOU
not sorry that no one in the world will hold more room in my heart than my cat